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If you had to found a museum, what would it be about?
Posted on Oct 30th, 2009
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To examine all the different sizes and shapes? :)
no. not at all. to show my appreciation for them.
How about a museum that shows it's appreciation for all shapes and sizes although I would be a little taken aback if there were ones shaped like smurfs and such.
Would you be allowed to touch the exhibits?
I do believe it would be the museum with the most giggling,and oh my I can just imagine the gift shop.
Happy Halloween to both of you
*giggles*
well, this morning's question raised all kind of thoughts in my head…. LOL
i thought it best i stop with the first word, and not go too far with it. but my first idea was like a wax museum, little statues of famous penises perhaps. and then i thought you'd have to include penis-themed items of all sorts. and you could have a giant maypole in the parking lot. and… see? once i get started on this particular subject, i do have a tendency to get carried away… :-D
Oh yes, it fires up the imagination. I was thinking of a headline banner for your museum:
Penises: unattached to their owners, ossified, marinated, pickled, waxed or polished - whatever - come in and get a load of them!
Too long? Ok, I got carried away.
omg, this is tooo funny, and I am waiting in line for my tickets. I once googled penises online and got to a medical site that had different sizes and shapes, flacid and erect. Not sure I bookmarked it, lol. It certainly was an eye opening experience.
PENIS ENVY would be a good museum name. No?
penis envy n. (definition) The supposed wish of a girl or woman to have a penis,
For sheer exotica, there’s no better destination on earth.
In no way, should we discourage seekers of the exotic.
Please bring lots of tour buses, build multi-lane highways to get to the museum, with a giant parking lot with the huge maypole in the middle as BOOGIE wrote 2 or 3 comments above, and rows of hotels nearby.
Too late BOOGIE Russia's first museum of erotica is already open in St Petersburg.
Rasputing's penis is apparently one of the museum's ”huge” attraction.
Museum founder Igor Knyazkin said in the Russian daily Nezavisimaya Gazeta that the 12 inches (30cm) organ is the star attraction.
awesome!! if i ever get the chance to travel, i have got to visit that museum!! :-) thanks lou!! x
Penis just had to say it,out loud which I did acronym would be POL
Please sign me up for the tour and we could do Bob's museum too
giggle, ok, so two museums so far on our tour. Would anyone mind if we stopped here too?
I'm up for it,besides Mort Subite raspberry is delish with dark chocolate and perusing penises…..am unable to stop myself,penis,hello I think I'm channeling my inner 5 yr old
ROTFLOL :-D
Guess no class trips to THAT museum :-D LOL
OMG but my imagination took off too, bwahahahaha :-D
Oh my…so they got big 'uns in Russia, huh? LOL
why sure, sprite! chocolate and penises … (i'm self-censoring)
hahahahhahahaha good morning, everyone! :-D
LOL… the last great taboo… the penis. Even more taboo than God!
Giggles from women. Silence from men.
Well, I'm a man, and I'm giggling too. We are certainly a funny species.
Actually, penises belong in a museum. They are already 'detached' from our consciousness in ways few dare to consider… and a museum would allow women to feel safe around them…
But I'm sure, Stacey, you are the exception that proves the rule. You could probably write a major philosophical work on the penis…
Wonder if anyone can write one about the penis and what it is attached to… now there's a challenge for women! Are THEY 'up' to the challenge!
I guess it's a real problem for women. They ARE attached to penises. It's ups and downs affect how women feel about themselves… so they have a nervous stake in their precarious position… and women don't like that reality… left 'in the hands' of men… heehee… I shouldn't giggle… women have expectations of men.
Oh, I'm being provocative this morning!
Back to you, Stacey, at the anchor desk…
You're real funny Spirit Warrior…left in the hands of men…LOL :-D
Y'know Stacy…Diva Carla made a post on FB about an art exhibition of women's vulva (is the plural vulvae? LOL)…LOTS of them, splayed open…which I thought was Faaaabulous…to let women know that there are all different sorts..and since everyone's different, there's nothing perfect.
Heh. Men need that too…penis exhibition…all different sizes and shapes (if you really want to get at them you'd line them up in size order bwahahaha)…they need to see the same thing…what you have is what you have and it's perfect for YOU.
oh the dead kennedys did that back in the 80's… included a poster of a most fabulous work of art called “penis landscape” in one of their record albums … caused a big fuss when some senator's daughter bought the album and hung said poster on her bedroom wall… LOL
seriously.
and brock, not even i am brave (nor foolish) enough to pretend to understand anything more about men than that one little bit that hangs off the front there. i could maybe write about the penis, in all it's glory, but not the creatures that inhabit the human bodies that support them. no way. men don't know shit about women, that's a given. we don't need to prove how women don't know shit about men, either. we are all in denial about that, and it would really hurt some feelings… LOL
Whaaaa…? For realz? LOL I gotta look that up :-P
Was too busy wildin' out in the 80's to know what dead prez's were up to :-D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDehTfim014
*giggle*
Penis……inner five year old still going strong on Monday
*giggles*
LOL B.B. and Stacy :-P
*giggle snort*
hahahahahahahahahahahaha :-D thanks y'all!!
This conversation reminds me of a joke:
Little boy to little girl: I have 3 dice
Little girl to little boy: I have 4 dice
Little boy: I have 5 jacks
Little girl: I have 6 jacks
Little boy: Oh yeah, [pulling down pants]. Well I have one of these!
Little girl: Oh yeah, [pulling up skirt]. Well I have one of these and with one of these I can get as many of THOSE as I want!!!
Penis ,OMG is this normal?
ding dong
There is so much I want to tell you Gaians. Where do I begin?
Without wanting to sound like a sex therapist, the bottom line is NOT TO SEE the size of the machine, but the quality of the ride in and out.
From childhood, the penis, so easily excitable so rich in sensation, fills a boy’s interest to a high degree.
You add its size and it never ceases to provide new problems for his little head.
“God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.” Robin Williams—American Comedian
So a woman is deprived of a penis. It doesn’t matter.
Only a woman can bear a child, the source of life.
The vagina is the asylum of the penis (we’ve come full circle now) and the creator of life.
So does SIZE really matter?
Just as a big penis can do what a small penis can, which is give life!
But you also have to remember, it’s your decision not mine.
So what does this have to do with the price of tea in China?
You have met the best people in your life, by accident, happy accidents, and coincidences.
YES or NO?
You might not find in me the right person [or the right size ;-) ]… but you could easily end up meeting someone [or something] better.
Let’s get together in real life.
Check out my profile
http://thebackseatdriver.gaia.com/
i don't like spam.
size does matter. i have met dicks that were too big.
Boogie, what’s your favorite “spammish” phrase?
You asked for my thoughts?
Penises and Museums.
This is what your post has done to me.
I’m really lost in translation.I don’t speak spammish.
No comprende?
So how do you say in Spammish:
”You all need to understand that a good penis is the average penis - not too big, not too small, good on girth and hard like the rock.”
I'm 'deprived' of a penis?
My vagina is the 'asylum' of the penis?
WOW…OMG
:-x
Asylum seekers are not looking for an asylum, just for a good nice warm cool comfy place to hang-out.
no. what men don't seem to understand is there is no such thing as an average penis. they are all of them unique and very special, each in their own way. <3 it's not a contest.
i did not spam my shit on your blog (yeah, i do spam my other blogs on my own blog, but never uninvited on anyone else's). i did not ask you to spam your shit on mine. some people like that stuff here at gaia, but i don't, which you would have known had you read very far in my blog at all before spouting off with your snake oil salespitch.
you won't find asylum here. i don't do institutions.
I am the FORREST GUMP of the INTERNET.
When people misunderstand me, I don't get upset !
My momma always said:
”life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.“
—FORREST GUMP
Check out my profile
http://thebackseatdriver.gaia.com/profile
Neither male nor female is deprived of anything…
We Each Have Half.
:-D
So equally, men are deprived of vaginas.
Either that or we're both deprived and no one is any better than the other.
Female sexuality is formidable POWER.
Women who know how to use it can have men at their mercy; those who don't tend to be vulnerable.
Taoists do not shy away from sex, they transform its force into spiritual energy.
Sex then becomes power in, the spiritual pursuit of enlightenment.
Sexual energy - like fire - is neither good nor bad in itself.
It depends on how it's used.
“…is neither good nor bad in itself.
It depends on how it's used.”
…just like Penises.
:-P
lmao…(if i had a penis, i'd be laughing that off as well)…*****
To sum it all up: in today's stressful world, women need to respect their sexuality more than ever.
They neither have to run after penises, nor away from penises.
Power struggles with men are unnecessary.
Spread the joy around the world… even if it's slippery and wet.
Resurrected 1 wrote: “…is neither good nor bad in itself. It depends on how it's used.”
…just like Penises.
:-P
*glances all around… sure B.B. will pop up to say Penis*
You got it, Lou {hugs}
And thank you for not ending your last few comments with that 'check out my profile' thingy. People can just click on your icon or name if they want to.
2:00 a.m….. just got in from work…and well I have only one thing to say ,PENIS
ROTFLOL :-D
penises! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_Landscape
OMG!!! That's pretty cool! :-D
Oh Resurrected1… you resurrected mine O_O;;;
Damn, baby, you were so good yesterday…
I’m still a little tender this morning…
So, take it easy on the penis today OK!
Lick it, don’t bite it
Hopefully, you will get the hint to be more gentle with this penis thing
May be it’s my mistake?
I thought were being rough with each other.
Nibbling is OK, but biting like you’re chewing on a hot dog is not sexy, and you can do some real damage.
Use your hands if you have to, and make sure you’re licking from the bottom to the tip.
FTBOMH… Lou
…What on Gaia….?
o.O
MEEEE…being rough? Thought I was being quite gentle.
Bwahahahahaha :-P
while I appreciate the sentiment… Resurrected1 DYNWUTB
rough sex is sooo much more exciting! …biting, scratching, wrestling, being tied down…
But sometimes you want sex to be sweet, gentle, romantic and special. And even just adding a few cheesy romantic things like rose petals, candles, a massage and some lame love songs will help sex feel more like making love.
your place and mine are about 5500 miles apart!
But I wish you good fortune in finding someone more local to 'play' with…
GGMSOT… 2
H&K :-*
Okay Lou…
Is this rough enough for you?
:-D
Meet ya on that plane for the mile-high club! LOL :-P
Penis